Uncle Samantha's American Empire

Uncle Sam Versus His Alter Ego

You live in the American Empire, ruled by a rotating presidency shared by Uncle Sam and Uncle Samantha. Today, Uncle Sam is back in power and is busy reversing his rival’s policies across the Empire.

Uncle Sam and Uncle Samantha need YOU!

This may come as a surprise to you, but as you look again at the world, it will start to make sense. When Uncle Sam won in 2024, he declared the old regime over. You may have noticed the media you consume change in tone. Suddenly, non-native criminal faces started appearing on state media news sites. People were able to discuss demographic change without being fired and excommunicated. Nationalist politicians were able to communicate to the electorate without Uncle Samantha’s minions shutting everything down. Uncle Sam rolled back Samantha’s policies of chemically and physically castrating impressionable autistic children in pursuit of his goals for the American DEI Empire. It’s OK to not want the state to take your son away and chop his penis off now.

But State Media Say We’re Independent!

If you are British, you may live under the delusion that your country is independent. How can we live in the American Empire when we have a sovereign King and Parliament?

The answer is incredibly straightforward: the United Kingdom has been de facto militarily occupied by the United States since 1942. It has been Air Strip One since then, and Britain’s political environment has been shaped by American hard and soft power policies. The hard power side is quite obvious, as we spent decades fighting Maoist and Soviet communism, then supporting Chinese communism as the USSR crumbled, then playing second fiddle to the post-Cold War unipolar interventionist End of History, and joining America's crusade against Islamism since 9/11. The closest we’ve been to opposition to American foreign policy was not joining the Vietnam War when Australia and New Zealand (barely non-British then) did, and instead facilitating Vietnamese refugee movements via Hong Kong. In hard power terms, the United Kingdom may as well be America's 51st state.

With military presence comes soft power instruments. In British India, soldiers came long before Macaulay worked to create “a class of persons, Indian in blood and colour, but English in taste, in opinions, in morals, and in intellect.” Since the Second World War, this degree of social change has been the effective undeclared policy of the United States in Europe. But both Uncle Sam and Uncle Samantha are allergic to the idea of Empire, and to suggest that their vast global holdings are doing anything more than bailing out the locals’ military budgets is frankly un-American!

So how have the two Uncles run their vast imperial holdings? The NGO-industrial complex has been a key lever used to transform the societies around American bases. Separate from the military, USAID and the State Department have overtly funded operations of nominally non-governmental organisations across the Empire to support the Uncles’ political campaigns. Work by Musk’s DOGE has uncovered much of this, but it is not a recent phenomenon. Ad agencies, NGOs and think tanks have historically bid for projects contracted out by government agencies to generate activities leading to particular kinds of media coverage. Many of the reports you have heard discussed on the news will have been funded by the American government to promote a particular policy objective. Those local pro-migrant marches you remember popping up with identical placards may have been funded by Uncle Samantha.

As well as overt funding, covert support for propaganda has been widespread. Many will know that the Animal Farm cartoon was funded by anticommunist US intelligence operatives at the Central Intelligence Agency. Over the generations, how much time has your family spent consuming covertly funded pro-American Empire content?

Uncle Samantha’s Advantage

Through the same bureaucratic incentives used by Haas to explain the expansion of the European Union, Uncle Samantha has always had an advantage over his rival. Government activity necessarily begets more government activity. If you want a European Coal and Steel Community, you must have another organisation to support it with procurement and HR, then another to support that by setting procurement and HR rules and so on, until eventually you’re in the European Union without realising it! Uncle Samantha has always liked giant bureaucracies, and can always build them faster than Uncle Sam can unravel them.

It follows that when Samantha brought over his preferred HR policies from the metropole to the rest of the Empire, the activity must have been accompanied by political warfare campaigns. Suddenly, new brightly coloured flags appeared on churches across the Empire, and recruitment policies were rewritten to match those in the metropole. Uncle Samantha exploited the death of an American drug addict in 2020 to run a mass campaign so wide-reaching that the author of this article was told directly by a client’s Human Resources head in a provincial British city that they were trying to fire the company’s founders from the Board of Directors because they were too “pale, stale and male” as a direct result of the campaign around George Floyd’s death. Suddenly, it became surprisingly hard to find work as an Englishman in England.

Because Uncle Sam couldn’t care less who hired whom in the far-off reaches of his Empire, he wasn’t actively intervening in the way Samantha was. Each time Samantha came into power, he transformed the Empire to resemble his pretty little face a little more, then a little more, until American and vassal state policies became almost indistinguishable. Gradually, the British Empire was subsumed into the American Empire. Before the invention of “British Values”, which seem indistinguishable from “Canadian Values” or indeed any other statist social cohesion project across the diarchic Empire, there were Uncle Samantha’s Values.

The Empire within an Empire

Incorporating the British Empire into the American Empire first required separating the United Kingdom from its external territories. The Americans and Soviets squabbled for decades over these, and scuppered the Rhodesian attempt for British settlers to hold onto power outside of Sam and Samantha’s diarchy. Domestically, the same institutions used to govern the Empire continued to function much as before. There was no French or Turkish-style revolution on the fall of the British Empire and declaration of a new republic run in the interests of its people. Instead, the same institutions used to govern the Empire have preserved their bureaucratic culture domestically.

In the same Parliament which used to debate how to encourage more settlers in the Canadian possessions, British politicians form immigration policies that treat the territory of the United Kingdom like the New World, just another dominion to be filled with people. This has fit very well into Uncle Samantha’s world order. To Samantha, every human is an interchangeable economic unit who just needs to wave a little multicoloured flag and say a few words to become an imperial citizen. Samantha spent his first decades stamping out the Anglo-Saxonism of Uncle Sam’s Invisible Empire in America, and he was certainly not going to let it take hold in England! Key to preventing this has been to encourage non-Anglos into positions of power, both through funding specific leadership training projects and by using America’s vast political warfare apparatus to set the limits of acceptable debate.

Five Eyes Are Watching You

Across Sam and Samantha’s formerly British possessions, various agents of the state work on behalf of their principal to keep tabs on nationalists. From Australia’s deserts to Canada’s vast tundras, the Empire’s men run honeypot organisations designed to entrap young Anglo-Saxons. Is that a genuine Australian civilian dressing up like a Nazi and baking a big Adolf Hitler cake to photograph you in front of, or could it possibly, just maybe, be one of Uncle Samantha’s men? Is that a real Englishman with a crusader profile picture in the group chat sending PDFs to your phone to auto-download so technically you’re in possession of far-right materials and face 15 years in prison, or could it possibly be one of Samantha’s stooges? Is there someone suspicious in your life making George Lincoln Rockwell edits that make you think of another Rockwell’s music? You may be justified in always feeling like somebody’s watching you.

Overall, Uncle Samantha's strategy of persecuting and otherwise subverting nationalist movements worked. His Empire is becoming so transformed that the Anglos’ hooded Invisible Empire no longer even potentially threatens his power at home. Anglos worldwide have lost power to such an extent that within another generation of demographic change in Australia, there will not even be one large Anglo-majority city worldwide. Nationalist movements in Europe have been permitted so long as they align with American policy objectives, now still on the anti-Islamic crusade.

When Uncle Sam inherited this system, he decided to look again across his Empire and reassess the direction it’s been heading in. So far, he’s decided that he doesn’t want the complexity of having to try to rule an Islamic Caliphate in England, but how? He’s given nominal support to remigration, but hasn’t fully supported Wilson’s principles of national self-determination that he used to deconstruct the old British Empire.

At home, Uncle Sam’s supporters were prevented from forming an Anglo-Saxon Congressional Caucus to stand up for Anglos’ rights in America. Could he take a leaf out of Uncle Samantha’s book and use activity in the Empire to change his supporters’ circumstances at home?